WARNING: This app will radically limit your worldview. You will only see what you already believe. Your algorithm is now officially in charge. Echo Chamber: Because infinite scroll is too mainstream. ERROR 0xE C H O C H A M B E R L O A D I N G_
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ECHO CHAMBER

Finally, an algorithm that gets you. (Too well.)

Tired of encountering opposing viewpoints? Done with nuance and complexity? Welcome to the world's first intentionally biased social network. Pick your filter bubble and never leave.

WHY YOUR BRAIN WILL THANK YOU

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ZERO COGNITIVE DISSENT

Every post, every comment, every recommended video confirms what you already know. Your brain's confirmation bias department will stockpile bonuses.

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IMPENETRABLE BUBBLE

Advanced algorithms ensure not a single dissenting opinion penetrates your feed. We block facts, logic, and critical thinking at the firewall.

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Targeted outrage delivery system ensures you're angry at exactly the right people, at precisely the right time, with zero distraction from other issues.

WHAT OUR VICTIMS — ER, USERS — SAY

"I haven't encountered a single fact that challenged my worldview in 6 months. My anxiety is through the roof but my ideological purity has never been higher. 10/10 would recommend."

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Taylor R.

Professional Outrage Enthusiast

"Echo Chamber removed the exhausting burden of considering other perspectives. Now my entire timeline agrees with me, which means I'm definitely right. My relationships have never been stronger (they all blocked me)."

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Political Purity Inspector

"As a scientist, I love that Echo Chamber only shows me studies that confirm my pre-existing beliefs. Peer review is overrated when your algorithm tells you you're a genius 24/7."

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Self-Taught Expert

"My echo chamber used to be just my family group chat. Now it's an entire app! My blood pressure is stable because I'm never surprised by anything. It's peaceful in here, yes, very peaceful."

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